Bus Driver

NAME: Susan Miller
AGE: 22
OCCUPATION: Bus Driver
PLACE OF BIRTH: Boston
POWERS:
- Invulnerable Skin
- Great Strength
The heckler artist formerly known as Mirthquake, Susan Miller is a self-absorbed, fast-talking, hipster goof-off who makes most of her life's decisions based on what she thinks would be funny. She's amusing at parties, but generally dangerous and reckless. Basically, she's a problem. A real fan's fan of destroying things that shouldn't be destroyed; in Susan's mind, every moment requires a dumb comment. It doesn't take long to realize this girl is crazy. Also irresponsible. Also undependable. Also easily distracted.
In high school, this was a shy and thoughtful student. Her parents, extreme television watchers, were convinced to send her to Paragon University during a commercial break. They said yes so she would stop blocking the screen.
During Susan's first semester, she was abducted by the The Devouring Earth. Rescued mid-transformation, she underwent an experimental, restorative procedure from SERAPH. Over the next few months, it was Susan's *ego* would make the next transformation, becoming certain that she was very important as a hero. And in general.
Soaking up any chance to bask in her objectively-questionable glory, she became intoxicated with putting herself in ridiculous situations and challenging herself, becoming more fearless, thanks to her near-indestructibility. Susan has worked with quite a few super groups, often leaving--or getting kicked out.
Random Facts About Susan Miller:
* thinks life is a big TV show and she's the star; everyone else as a supporting character
* on the police's radar as a troublemaker
* terrible with money, spends it frivolously
* has the social grace of a sledgehammer
* difficulty keeping on the same subject for an extended period of time; habitually tangential
* has a hard time getting past her first impression of somebody
* a wicked break-dancer