Marzaana
Background Extract from FBSA debriefing with Tabitha Lachann (“Tabby”)
… Mary Zane? Insane Mary Zane, of the “Zane Foundation” Zanes? Yeah, that’s actually how she’d introduce herself- well, not the insane part, but “Zane Foundation,” part, like “my family’s so rich we have our own foundation” bullshit. God, she was a pretentious bitchy wannabe goth-head.
Y’know, when your boarding school makes everyone dress the same and won’t let you wear make up or jewelry, it takes real talent to pull off the goth look. That’s about the only talent she had. Oh, that and finding fifty thousand ways to fit “we have money” into a conversation.
… yeah, we didn’t quite get along. You can tell? She was all pissy and moaning that I got to do magic research to work towards a cure of my condition, but she wasn’t. Not that the no talent hack could do anything with it…
… Arch nemesis? Well that sounds kinda extreme. I mean, we’re not friends… not even frenemies… we just… hmm… maybe just nemesis. I wouldn’t want to give her the satisfaction of arch-nemesis.
… she’s a necromancer now? Seriously? Are you sure she’s not just paying people to cosplay it up for her amusement? She did that… like… I think it was our sophomore open-house. Totally freaked the faculty. Ever since she heard that her great great great grandfather or something like inspired like the Slav equivalent of Dracula, she’s was all nuts on that.
Can I see that file?
Marzaana? An eastern-european death goddess? See what I mean about being a pretentious bitch. God, she probably just googled it and ran with it. Hilarious, since most tales have her appearing like Baba Yaga. Girl obsessed with looks chooses an ugly old hag as her icon. Marzanna the hag. Geeze, She can’t even spell Marzanna right? Oh, the name was already taken? By a real east-European death goddess? Can we, um, edit these transcripts. Take out the “hag” reference, maybe? Just in case she reads this?
No. Damn.