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=The Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities Brochure= | =The Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities Brochure= | ||
{{Collapsible| | {{Collapsible|<i>Sometimes, you just need something simple. Sometimes you need something weird. Sometimes you don't even know you want something until you see or hear about it. Sometimes you just need to sell something to someone who won't ask questions. Sometimes, you need to make up for a sunk cost.</i> | ||
<i>Sometimes, you just need something simple. Sometimes you need something weird. Sometimes you don't even know you want something until you see or hear about it. Sometimes you just need to sell something to someone who won't ask questions. Sometimes, you need to make up for a sunk cost.< | |||
<i>Welcome to Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities! You want something the other stores don't stock? We might just have it! If we don't, you better believe we can get it for you!< | <i>Welcome to Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities! You want something the other stores don't stock? We might just have it! If we don't, you better believe we can get it for you!</i> | ||
< | <b>WARNING: Shoplifters will be beaten and/or fed to local wildlife for ecological recycling.</b> | ||
< | <u><b>WE BUY</b></u><br> | ||
At Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities, we promise competitive offers on anything you might want to unload! | At Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities, we promise competitive offers on anything you might want to unload! | ||
< | <b>Just What Will We Buy?</b> | ||
<pre>•Magic Items --No matter how strange or seemingly useless, we will give you an offer! You will receive a more favorable offer if your item has been appraised by a trusted magical expert based out of Firebrand Island. | |||
•Cursed Items --So long as we will not be horribly cursed simply by taking the item off your hands, we <i>will</i> accept cursed items! All cursed items/artifacts must be appraised by a trusted magical expert based on Firebrand Island before they will be considered. | |||
•Weird Technology --We don't care if you don't know what it does or if it's useless. You might not be able to find a use for it, but we bet we can! You will receive a more favorable offer if your item has been referred to us by Rachet's Wrench. | |||
•Collectibles --Have an item that's only interesting to a select potentially very strange population? We're still interested! Your holographic Charzard has a place on our shelves! | |||
•Random Junk --Even if the only value of an item is the scrap materials that can be pried from it, we will STILL consider it!</pre> | |||
< | <b>We do not accept nor will consider buying slaves, organs, souls, IOU cards, high yield nuclear warheads, or hugs. Information may be accepted on a case by case basis.</b> | ||
<u>WE SELL< | <u><b>WE SELL</b></u><br> | ||
Looking to spend some money? We got you covered. While our inventory is constantly changing, we ensure that some of our inventory is always well stocked and available. | Looking to spend some money? We got you covered. While our inventory is constantly changing, we ensure that some of our inventory is always well stocked and available. | ||
< | </b>Regularly Stocked Items</b> | ||
><u>Ammunition | <pre>•<u>Ammunition --It might not be fancy, but sometimes you don't need a silver bullet with incendiary capabilities. | ||
•Basic Bitch Weapons--What do we look like, Specialty Weapons? If you want something fancy, go talk to them. If you want a gun (with or without the serial number filed off) you can safely throw into an incinerator after use, come here. We also offer both 3D printed guns as well as flash drives with the files required to make more loaded on. | |||
•Burner Phones--Don't even need to explain. Use and happily abuse our somewhat out of date selection of phones to your content. After paying of course. | |||
•Computer Components --Graphics cards, CPU's, monitors, power supplies, you name it! Note that we cannot advise on the best build for your crypto-mining rig. We're not the Geek Squad. | |||
•Home Appliances/devices --Blenders, coffee makers, basic security systems, charging cables, and other assorted items you might want around the mansion/shack you call a home. | |||
•Fuel/Power --Diesel, gasoline, propane, and more! If you got something you need to power, we can get you moving again.</pre> | |||
<u>WE “FIND”< | <u><b>WE “FIND”</b></u><br> | ||
Have you searched all over the island but have yet to find what you seek? Do we not happen to have it in storage ourselves? No matter how hard you might have sunk into finding the object of your obsession, we will make an attempt to locate if not bring it straight into your hands. | Have you searched all over the island but have yet to find what you seek? Do we not happen to have it in storage ourselves? No matter how hard you might have sunk into finding the object of your obsession, we will make an attempt to locate if not bring it straight into your hands. | ||
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After given confirmation of the request and the final payment is given (to be held in escrow), we will do whatever we can to fulfill your request. If we are unable to retrieve the item and have to call it quits, you will be refunded 50% of the final payment and any additional information gathered will be given to you at no extra cost! | After given confirmation of the request and the final payment is given (to be held in escrow), we will do whatever we can to fulfill your request. If we are unable to retrieve the item and have to call it quits, you will be refunded 50% of the final payment and any additional information gathered will be given to you at no extra cost! | ||
< | </b>Potential Fees</b> | ||
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•Operations in the United States, Canada, South Africa, Japan, or Western Europe: Due to legal risks that have been determined to exist in these areas, an extra fee will be applied to any job that will require operations after the research stage. This fee is doubled if operating within Paragon City. | |||
•Actions Taken Against Nation States or Super Villains: While we understand that some governments/super villains have some of the best/most interesting stuff, actions taken that directly oppose them will obviously come with extreme risk. The fee to continue the operation against these entities will be variable depending on who they are. | |||
•Withholding Important Information: The safety of our employees is of the up most importance to us and certain information, if withheld, could lead to unnecessary risk to our operations. If you have been discovered to have withheld information that could have caused unnecessary risk, you could be served a fee at no matter what stage your request is currently in at the operative's discretion.</pre> | |||
< | </b>NOTE: We will not accept any job that intends to acquire an object that will result in or inevitably lead to the destruction of the planet/humanity/the property or employees of Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities; will be utilized to conduct a mass casualty event, or will implicate employee(s) of Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities in a crime as some kind of patsy. If we discover that you have employed us to do any of those things despite agreeing that you were not, anything gained from operations as well as any money that has been paid will kept and the management of Firebrand Island will be notified of your breach of contract.</b>}} | ||
=Her Personal Collection= | =Her Personal Collection= |
Revision as of 22:13, 13 April 2022
Overview
The Sunk Cost Pawn and Curiosities Brochure
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Her Personal Collection
Sometimes Sunk comes across items she cannot bear to part with. Be they gifts from employers, carry emotional significance, or items that carry fun stories, she proudly puts them on display in her home as a means of showing that you don't need powers to find items of worth.
Roman
"Roman" is a simple clay vase that is likely worth quite a lot to a museum but not much beyond that.
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Funny Money
"Funny Money" is an ATM machine has a 2 square feet footprint and is 4'6" tall. It has many of the hallmarks of a standard ATM machine except that any indication of the company that made it has been scratched off with the rear sticker that would normally have the relevant product ID spray painted over with a smiley face that cannot seem to be removed by any means. The chassis of the machine has been hit with multiple blunt objects out of likely frustration, though the screen remains in perfect condition.
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Sleep Paralysis Button
The "Sleep Paralysis Button" is a button carved out of lapis lazuli set inside of a simple iron cylinder that has the approximate dimensions of a large can of field rations. Despite seemingly man-made, it has no seams, any indication of how one would access its interior, or even signs of tool marks.
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Hat of Stolen Goods
The "Hat of Stolen Goods" is a black leather hat made in the style of a classic witch's hat. It has several enchantments which improve magical performance, but is otherwise unremarkable.
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The Worst Crypto Theft
The "Worst Crypto Theft" is a bag carrying a large number of coins made of hard plastic made to look like gold. On the "face" side of the coin is a poop emoji with "in memes we trust" etched into its edge. The "Tails" side is a cartoon butt with the words "om nom nom" randomly etched into the space around it.
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Emergency Horse Escape Vehicle
The "Emergency Horse Escape Vehicle" is a standard issue Nemesis Attack Jet Horse that has had various decals stuck onto it.
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Babycide
"Babycide" is a large baby carriage that has had a military grade heavy beam rifle integrated into its carrying space. A trigger lock has been placed on its activation mechanism to prevent accidental use.
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Pruner, Trimmer, and Shredder
"Pruner", "Trimmer", and "Shredder" are a collection of Circle of Thorns weapons that have had their respective names etched into them. Alongside these weapons is a copy of an invoice alerting the recipient that an extra fee was requested after job completion due to purposefully withheld information that resulted in the mission becoming significantly more dangerous than it otherwise would have been. There is a note at the bottom that says "Not paying you this extra crap. Sounds like a personal problem."
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An Ordinary Gargoyle
"An Ordinary Gargoyle" is a large gargoyle like statue which can best be described as extremely creepy and always seems to be watching you no matter where you are standing. While it has the appearance of being old, it only has slight wear and tear that one might expect from a statue made from stone sitting in the open air by the ocean. Oddly, if the case is opened, its interior always smells faintly of salt water.
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The Corpse Maker
"The Corpse Maker" is a standard issue Rikti short sword. Below it is a sign pointing to it with a stereotypical body chalk outline.
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Midnight's Minute Hand
"Midnight's Minute Hand" is a hunk of technological equipment that looks to be part of something far larger. Its exact function cannot be determined simply by looking at it.
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The Rifle of the Conscientious Objector
"The Rifle of the Conscientious Objector" is an ornately crafted long rifle made of extremely durable, unidentifiable metal alloys. Not only does the trigger mechanism lack a means of locking it, but it also appears to be loaded.
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Bob
Bob is the complete skeleton of a male adult human located behind one of the walls in Sunk's home. There is a headstone inside of her house beside this wall reading, "Rest in peace, Bob. If that was your name."
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History
Early Childhood (1996-2002)
- "We had it really good, you know. I don't know where I would be if things hadn't gone belly up. Maybe I'd be managing dad's business. That would have been nice..."
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Sunk (2002-2012)
- "That...that bitch Ms. Liberty took everything from us on that day. She took my dad's business. She took my mom's confidence. She took my dad's pride. She took my god damn future as I watched on! Nothing was the same after that. I almost wish she threw Thermonuke at the docks and just killed us all. Let's see her spin that into a PR victory..."
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The Cost (2012-2020)
- "What else was I supposed to do? Throw myself into the arms of the Family? Hell no. I wasn't about to turn myself into one of their flunkies. I had to find my own way through the world. Without my dad. He made it pretty clear I couldn't rely on him anymore."
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Sunk Cost (2020-2022)
- "Sure, I might not have been rolling in money...but I finally had shit figured out. I had a proper business and things were finally looking up. Just a matter of maintaining it."
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